{"id":258,"date":"2015-06-03T08:44:48","date_gmt":"2015-06-03T08:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/?p=258"},"modified":"2015-06-03T08:44:48","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T08:44:48","slug":"the-dark-knight-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/?p=258","title":{"rendered":"The Dark Knight returns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a long time running silent I&#8217;m back to offer more tall tales and slightly sociopathic musings. As I&#8217;ve said before I make no promises. I have an assortment of new half true stories, misleading diatribes, and some utter nonsense about various romantic entanglements. It all reminds me of what I heard inside the absinth bar in Amsterdam; the laughter of the insane. &#8220;I don&#8217;t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.&#8221; &#8211; Edgar Allan Poe. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a long time running silent I&#8217;m back to offer more tall tales and slightly sociopathic musings. As I&#8217;ve said before I make no promises. I have an assortment of new half true stories, misleading diatribes, and some utter nonsense about various romantic entanglements. It all reminds me of what I heard inside the absinth &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/?p=258\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Dark Knight returns&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shortfiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":259,"href":"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions\/259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theliquidlamentations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}